farkaska:

thecephalopodagency:

Bioware: hey bethesda check it out *weird facial animations*
Bethesda: pfft that’s nothing bioware, how about this? *npc swimming down staircase*
Bioware: oh it’s on now *character walking in midair*
Bethesda: don’t start a fight you can’t win *vertical inclines intensify*
Bioware: ?! *protagonist scuttles across the screen like some eldritch abomination*
Bethesda: *npc stuck inside the floor*
Bioware: *pixilates textures of major plot animations*
Bethesda: *skin texture error*
Bioware: *screaming in frustration, jumps on Bethesda and attempts to strangle*
Bethesda: *also screaming*
Me: *sighs fondly*

@rockboci

bell-park:

autisticgayrey:

How many posts about relationship advice on this site is written by ppl whose only experience with relationships is reading fanfiction

I keep complimenting girls on their cerulean orbs but it’s not working, what am I doing wrong

clramatic:

“your order has shipped” emails

magsbanes:

me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it

me, 20 seconds later: